Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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