question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
only you would photoshop your dick
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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