you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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