Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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