Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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