Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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