What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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