I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
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using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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