I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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