I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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