I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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