Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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