I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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