You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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