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  She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.

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• (805): View more from California

  We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won

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  We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.

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• (925): View more from California

  I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.

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  im in missouri by the way.

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