You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.