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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake

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• (858): View more from California

  This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....

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  I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...

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• (214): View more from Texas

  He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!

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