just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME