I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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Be still, my beating vagina.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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