yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
tell me about the fingering
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