Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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