I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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