Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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