so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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