well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
you had me at cake vodka
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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