we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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