i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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