Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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