We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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