i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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