i just snorted my name. best moment ever
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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