I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
