I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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