its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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