Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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