Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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