Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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