There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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