question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
