I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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