its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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