I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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