i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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