"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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