where am i from again
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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