Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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