Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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