gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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