Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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