That's when you crack a 10am beer
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
3pm strippers are depressing
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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