If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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