apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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