You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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