shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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