I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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