is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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