HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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