Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Green mimosas i think yes
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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