She's JV to your varsity
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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