69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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