if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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