If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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