Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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