hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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